Please Note!

 

Becoming a Follower may be used as proof that one is not fit to plea in a criminal trial, but only if one is defending ones self.

 

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So you want to be a Follower do you?

 

You must be mad. No that's not an observation, it's a requirement... you have to be mad, certified clinically mad.

 

Your application to become a Follower, made via the form below, goes before our panel of 3 doctors who are regulars in the Speedwell.

 

Dr Mike Patterson

Consultant Psychiatrist

 

Dr Greg Conner

Consultant Urologist

 

Dr Grenville Bennett

Gynocologist (currently struck-off)

 

It is they who decide if you are mad or not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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